Several professors of the mystic arts were flown in from all over the country and Australia to take a look at the manuscript. We knew there was some difficulty with the document when the first few experts who were not caught immediately and sedated, ran off to join holy orders. What was examined was a copy of 2 of the chapters, one from the beginning of the ms., and one from the mid-point.

While it seemed that the first chapter was written in lemon juice, semen and dragon's blood, the later chapter seemed to be typed with two fingers on a singed vintage Remington typewriter.

Even those who held the sheaf of papers without reading them felt that they reverberated with a kind of a "hum" reminiscent of the "entire universe breathing in, and out."

The document copy unfortunately was destroyed by a particularly large and clumsy cleaning woman who seems to have destroyed much of the evidence in her incompetent efforts to discharge her duties in cleaning the THRUST lab. The cleaning woman who usually takes care of the lab wing and who understands all protocols is understood to have returned to her family in Haiti, and could not be contacted for comment.